Next time your parents are angry at you, just say ‘at least you aren’t Hitler’s mum and dad’.

I wanna open a big W style sex shop called big O.

Me (sarcastically): I hate it when guys have girls names like who would that? It's so weird
Sophie: Yeah, it's so weird that your name is Daphne

~ blu jeanz wite shrt ~

koronov:

Best frandz

bless

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me and jules

last night i laid on my bed screaming this song while Toni looked at me in disgust. True love.

this is officially my favourite photo of Chewy in the entire world. She’s so pretty I can’t even deal.